Cut and assemble the garnishes for your skewer sticks.
Rub the juicy side of a lemon wedge along the lip of each glass, then roll the outer edge of the glasses in the bacon rimshot seasoning.
Squeeze the lemon wedge into a pitcher filled with ice and drop it in. Next, add the Ancho Reyez, Dimitri's bloody mary mix, V8 juice, and ice. Stir gently.
Pour into the prepared glasses and top it off with a shake of celery seed and ground pepper.